Some adventures of the marvellous Theodore Twombly, hahaha!
EVERY STUPID LITTLE THING except the outcome??
HE ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT IT HAPPENED WITHOUT JAIME BEING THERE
AND CERSEI BLAMING JAIME FOR NOT BEING THERE WHEN SHE NEEDED HIM MOST
while there’s not much he could have done CAUSE HE WASN’T THERE
but now he IS present??? AND WHATEVER HE DOES ITS GONNA MAKE HIM LOOK STUPID??? cause if he does nothing it will be dumb cause he’s lord commander HE HAS TO PROTECT THE KING ITS HIS FUCKING JOB HE’S STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM HE’S THERE HE’S PRESENT HE’S ABLE TO DO SOMETHING
and if he DOES do something it will even be dumber cause he WASNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE THIS IS NOT HIS SCENE/PLOT/STORY
this is cersei’s grief and cersei’s trauma and something she had to go through ALONE
WITHOUT JAIME BEING PRESENT
its about jaime just storming in afterwards like lolllllll what do i care lets make another one DID U SEE THIS [shoves stump in face] LETS TALK ABOUT MY HAND
i don’t see how the show will make up for that?
- it means altar sex scene had to change drastically (which it does cause what the FUCK is that ‘ohhh why have the gods made a helpless creature like me fall in love with an evil vagina’ SINCE WHEN DOES JAIME BLAME THE GODS ANYWAY, SINCE WHEN IS HE THAT VIOLENT WITH CERSEI WHAT HAPPENED TO ‘I CROSSED A THOUSAND LEAGUES TO COME TO YOU DONT TELL ME TO LEAVE’)
- IT DISMISSES CERSEI’S TRAUMA OF WHAT HAPPENED, ITS IMPORTANT, ITS SOMETHING SHE CANT FORGIVE HIM and now they turned that into ‘im mad bc you left me’ ITS NOT THE SAME, THEY SPENT HALF THEIR LIVES APART FROM EACH OTHER, WHAT MATTERS IS THAT HE WASNT THERE AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT
- it means jaime and brienne will see sansa before she escapes while the whole tragic point of brienne’s storyline was imo that she’s searching for someone she has NEVER EVEN SEEN and probably won’t recognize if she met alayne (dont even get me started on brienne looking for arya instead my mind is not even willing to accept that)
- AT LEAST WE GET JAIME/JOFFREY SCENES
it makes ZERO sense
I was talking with my co-workers today about THIS!
I’ve always wondered if Oliver Wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo. Even his name is an innuendo. And gets even better when you realize the actor’s name is Sean Biggerstaff.